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Before I lose my phone, end up naked, high, drunk and/or possibly arrested, I would like to wish you all a Happy Friday.
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes & dreams.
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Happy Friday!
Me and my wife have already drunk a little and accidentally left a restaurant without paying. -
Pfft, happy monday!
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Happy Friday all.
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes & dreams. -
Hooray! So happy when I got home today. First thing I did was threw off all my clothes and dove into my dam. Hallelujah!!! ^:)^
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A Friday Funny Story
Roger left for work on Friday morning. Friday was payday, so instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire pay packet.
Finally, Roger appeared at home on Sunday night, and obviously he was confronted by his angry wife, Martha who castigated Roger for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions. Finally, Martha stopped the nagging and said to Roger, 'How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?'
Roger replied grimly, 'That would be fine with me.'
Monday went by and he didn't see his Martha. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results.
By the Thursday, the swelling had gone down just enough so that Roger he could see Martha a little out of the corner of his left eye
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Funny Fishing Affair
'Do you really believe your husband when he tells you he goes fishing every weekend?' Asks Vicky's best friend, Myra.
'Why shouldn't I, Myra?' responds Vicky. 'Well, maybe he is having an affair?' comments Myra. 'No way,' laughs Vicky, 'he never comes home with any fish.'
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I almost forgot, here is one for valentines day.
Take your Girl out for a glass of Wine.
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Dagnammit! Today's valentines day! My wife's gonna kill me. :-O
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So its funny when a women bashes a bloke??? Domestic violence ,nothing funny at all [-X
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Heintz
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Frayk
So so true, we only have to see the results what has just happened in Vic.
Political correctness seems to have gone too far for an old f^*t like me, but on issues such as this, there can be NO tolerance.
Heintz, I still love your sick sense of humour, apart from those goddam sharks.) ) ) -
So I didn't look before opening the m, fingers. glad their gone Man !!!!!!
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Oh Errol, the Sharks were caught and killed in WA with their new STUPID laws on Shark culling using drum lines and shooting anything over 3 meters long, bloody stupid State and Feral (Federal) government everywhere in AU =((
On a brighter note Bruce the croc has entered a breeding program, he has more girls than he knows what to do with
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Hell yeah Mooo.
Love it I want one :xSometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes & dreams. -
"I'm a Doug Addict" 
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Thanks Mooo,
I just put it in favourites, I found the bag I'm getting Apex Predators Feb 14.
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Tell Rod or Karen, Mooo sent you
Is this one yours? You have to post 'sold' on it
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t1/s403x403/1779906_10152220698926683_1262621599_n.jpg "I'm a Doug Addict" -
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Thanks Mooo, I have just purchased it, I just hope it just doesn't freak out Errol to much LMAO) Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes & dreams.
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Hey...hang in there Heintz, I'm not that bad, nothing freaks me out man. And I'll give you LMAO) ) )
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Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ?
Of course, why would Friday be an exception? Anon
Only in America - Crazy Awards
A man from Little Rock, Arkansas was awarded $14,500 and medical expenses after being bitten on the buttocks by his next door neighbour's beagle. The beagle was on a chain in its owner's fenced-in yard, as was the man. The award was less than sought because the jury felt that the man who, at the time, was shooting the animal repeatedly with a pellet gun might have provoked the dog.
Albert Einstein, 1879 - 1955
'Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.'
'Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.'
Silly Friday Chant
1 Tequila
2 Tequila
3 Tequila
Floor.
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You are ONE cool old dude..............mad but COOL.
Love the fourth Tequila esp on a Friday.
" the fourth Lab the expresion reminds me of your poems!!!!!) ) ) -
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Plotting your revenge on the dog next door.
2am at the KitKat club.
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What do you get when you cross Tony Abbot & Bill Shorten??
TADA!!! Twins.
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Brilliant! Made my Friday!) O:-) )
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Friday's Goddess - Freya
Odin's wife was called Frigg (Freya). If you accept the Norse origins of the other days, then Fri day becomes a realistic derivation. Interestingly, the Romans also saw this day as female, as they named it after their goddess Venus. This Latin root remains in the French for Friday, Vendredi.
You will often see her wearing a robe of feathers, which enabled her to fly through the air like a bird.
Good Deal for a Modern Freya
Freya was driving her Chevrolet Vega home in New Mexico when she saw an elderly Apache woman walking along the side of the road. She stopped the car and asked the woman if she would like a lift?
With a silent nod, the woman climbed into the car. Freya tried in vain to make conversation with the Apache woman.
The old Apache looked closely at everything she saw, studying every little detail, until she noticed a red gift bag on the seat next to Freya.
'What's in the bag?' asked the old woman.
'It's a bottle of gin that I got for my husband.'
The Apache woman was silent for another minute or two. Then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder, she said, 'Good trade.'
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes & dreams. -
Friday at the convention
At a convention of biological scientists, Doug, a researcher remarks to Pam, 'Did you know that in our lab we have switched from mice to lawyers for our experiments?'
'Really?' Pam replies, 'Why did you switch?'
'Well, for two reasons. First we found that lawyers are far more plentiful, and second, the lab assistants don't get so attached to them,' chortled Doug.
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes & dreams. -
Murphy's Law of DIY
Any project will require at least two journeys to the hardware shop.
If you need more than one item (pair, four, etc) the probability that one will be damaged or the wrong colour is directly proportional to the desire or need of the object.
You always need more paint.
You never have enough nails, screws or glue.
The likelihood that you will complete a weekend project before the end of the weekend decreases with when you actually start the project.
Therefore: Any plumbing project started after 4pm on Sunday will require an emergency call to the plumber to get the water running again.
To estimate the amount of time needed to complete a project: estimate the amount of time needed, multiply by two and use the next highest unit. Hence: A one hour task will take at least two days to complete.
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes & dreams. -
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes & dreams. -
Happy Friday all.
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes & dreams. -
Bahahaha!
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Keep on walking...) ) )
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Lunch time, Lake Moondarra near Mount Isa, QLD.
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes & dreams. -
We dont get snake species of that size in oz, must be in a reptile park or zoo or somewhere, pretty awesome though!!!!!!!!
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Here you go have a read.
http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/queensland/amazing-images-snake-strangles-eats-crocodile-near-mt-isa/story-fnihsrf2-1226843369422
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes & dreams. -
I stand corrected they [carpet snake/ python] must lose their pattern/ colour with old age as the one eating the croc is grey/silver ? Im obviously no Herpetologist.)
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Nah not a carpet, it's a scrub python mate and the Croc was a freshy not a salty, living in QLD everything seems to grow bloody big, lol, the mozzies grow as large as zippo lightersSometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes & dreams.
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Ah.... i see 8-}
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Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes & dreams. -
Have a Happy and Safe Easter Everyone
Only in Australia, are the snakes afraid of spiders.
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes & dreams. -
